Funny little Creation

Just an average person...That apparently dwells deep in a forest.

humandisastersquad:

What kind of device do you usually use/prefer to listen to audio with in public (pics + definitions below for clarification)

wired earphones

wired earbuds

wired headphones

wireless headphones

wireless earbuds

apple airpods (+ copy cats)

true wireless earbuds

other (in tags)

i’m an asshole who plays stuff out loud

a pair of black wired earphonesALT
a pair of black wired earbudsALT
a pair of black wired headphonesALT
a pair of black wireless headphonesALT
a pair of black wireless earbuds connected to each other with a wireALT
a pair of white apple airpods with their caseALT
a pair of black true wireless earbudsALT

earbuds: have tips that go directly into your ear canal

earphones: rest on the outside of your ear canal

headphones: two ear cups that either go on or over your ears, connected by a headband frame

airpods: giving apple (+copy cats) their own category seeing as they’re considered “’‘the default”“ and are so popular etc. Also they’re closer in style to earphones than earbuds and it’s nearly impossible to find true wireless earphones etc. If you use wired earpods then they’re under the wired headphone category.

wireless: have a wire connecting the two earbuds but not to the audio source

true wireless: no wires at all, what you usually think of when someone says wireless. include styles with ear hooks etc. to keep them in place

(definitions from here)

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parotcardsroxy:

dragoncarrion:

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

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urbanfantasyinspiration:

celtic-pyro:

cutthroatchorus:

female-twink-deactivated2021032:

queerautism:

queerautism:

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On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

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Yeah pretty sure we’re all hoping for a divorce on this one lol

how did this fucker say it’s “not as bad as it sounds” and then somehow end up being even worse than it sounds by the fourth sentence

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Further updates, I couldn’t resist looking this one up.

Character development.

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queeranarchism:

queeranarchism:

To recognize TERFs, anti’s, fash, incels and other internet shitstains, one pattern you need to recognize is this:

  1. They take some normal human behavior
  2. Explain it in the darkest, most bad faith way possible
  3. And then ignore any other, often more realistic, explanation.

A simple example:

  1. A lot of adults watch TV shows about high school relationship drama.

  2. Dark bad faith take: all these adults are obsessing over teenager sex lives because they want to fuck teenagers.

  3. More realistic explanation: a lot of adults have memories of their own high school relationship drama that they like to relive, process, etc through media.

  4. Another realistic explanation: People can empathize with the stories of hobbits, dragons, defense lawyers, plucky detectives, space rebels, talking dogs and teenagers in high school without always having a desire to fuck the characters involved. It is possible to just enjoy a story as a story without it fulfilling some emotional of sexual need.

Like, when you take a tiny step back, it becomes clear that the jump from ‘adults watch high school dramas’ to ‘they all want to fuck teenagers’ is absolute moon logic.

This logic only works if you assume the absolute worst possible things about the group you’re talking about. This logic works if the only lens you can see a group through is ‘predator’ and you do not acknowledge that they are completely humans who can just do non-predatory things like ‘enjoying stories’.

And assuming the absolute worst possible things about a specific group while denying their complexity and humanity… well, that is absolutely key to what TERFs, anti’s, fashos, incels, etc. do.

Someone asked me in private why I grouped ‘TERFs, anti’s, fash, incels’ together. Do I think anti’s are as bad as fash?

Short answer: no, anti’s are not as bad as fash. They’ve done some pretty despicable things. Spreading false accusations, doxxing, suicide bating, trying to get people fired, stalking, etc. But they’re not trying to gain political power in order to commit genocide. So on the shitstain pyramid they’re a few tiers below fash.

I grouped these in a row here not because they’re all exactly the same amount of terrible, but because they’re groups to watch out for. If you’re a queer person trying to exist safely online, you do not want to interact with any of these groups. If you do not enjoy being brainwashed into a hate group, you do not want to interact with any of these groups.

It’s also notable that TERFs, incels and anti’s all have a tendency to fall down the fash radicalization pipeline because they already share some basic ways of thinking. Assuming the absolute worst possible things about a specific group while denying their complexity and humanity is an example of that shared way of thinking.

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shutyourmoustache:

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Not even remotely kidding when I say that if you don’t fuck with the LGBTQIA+ community, I do not and will not fuck with you. Big ass love to all the queer folks out there. If you’re on my blog, you’re in a safe place.

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sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

50rats:

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

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Me when I’m a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

wizard rat leaping through the air, many tiny rats following, trying to catch up to sexygaywizardALT

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

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You know what you are so right… We have a bond, these 50 rats and I….

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OH SHIT OH NO

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WAIT

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I CAN’T FEED THIS MANY RATS

Oh wait I’m a fuckin wizard lol

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Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

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foxgirlmoth:

imlizy:

imlizy:

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

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im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

Like to charge, reblog to cast

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catrobotgirldick:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

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so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…

and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.

@littjara-compleated-sage us every time we encounter any character

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selfieignite:

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With the actors and writers strike in the U.S., I’m reminded of this tweet from John Cho who got zero payment from a residual check.

[x]

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